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Under the shade of a binary tree
And he sang as he sat and waited til' his code compiled
"You'll come a-cracking computers with me"
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``Cracking computers, hacking computers
You'll come a-cracking computers with me''
And he sang as he sat and waited 'til his code compiled
``You'll come a-cracking computers with me''
Down came a user, to login to that terminal
Up sat the cracker, and watched him with glee
And he sang as he saved that password in a datafile
"You'll come a-cracking computers with me"
In came the sysop, watching on his monitor
In came a super-user or three
"Oh whose is that password, you've got in your datafile?
You've been a-cracking computers I see!"
Up jumped the cracker, turned off his terminal.
"You'll never catch me online" said he!
But his code can be heard as you login to that terminal
``Who'll come a-cracking computers with me?''
Peter da Silva, 1984 (Apologies to Banjo Patterson)
Lynx-enhanced by <peter at taronga.com>
(Peter da Silva)