"Why did the Bozo cross the road?
Because there was a Bozo on the other side!
Why did the short hair cross the road?
Because someone told him too!
Now why did the long hair cross the road?
Because someone told him not too!"
- Once upon a planet dreary (AUG 2008)
- Nokia 6263 and iSync (JUL 2008)
- Oxytocin... (JUN 2008)
- Verbogeny is... (MAY 2008)
- Updating an old joke. (APR 2008)
- Fundamentally insecure APIs, a rant... (SEP 2007)
- On defending the purity of the English Language (JUL 2007)
- Raytracing vs Rasterization (MAY 2007)
- Why Apple's DRM is good for consumers (JUNE 2006) (Updated MAY 2007)
- LINUX IS NOT WINDOWS (DEC 2006)
- Where are all the three button mice? (FEB 2003) (Update SEP 2006)
- Three Laws of Robotics (SEP 2006)
- Cringely channels Harlan Ellison (JULY 2006)
- It's not a bug, it's a feature! (JUNE 2006)
- The Safari/LaunchServices fun continues (MAY 2006)
- This is too good not to share (MAR 2006)
- This could have been fixed in 2004 (MAR 2006)
- This could have been fixed last June (MAY 2005)
- Mix, Burn, Rip (APR 2005)
- Antivirus software for Mac OS X? Just say no. (MAR 2005) (Update FEB 2006)
- Another open letter to Apple (JUN 2004) (Update JAN 2005)
- 3D World -- A 3d GUI that might actually work. (DEC 2004)
- We need the Web of Bunk. -- back to the Crazy Yentas. (OCT 2004)
- A rant on insecure software design. (OCT 2004)
- MIL-C-44072C COOKIES, OATMEAL; AND BROWNIES, COCOLATE-COVERED (OCT 2004)
- Free Software before Stallman. (SEP 2004)
- Missing the point on electronic voting. (AUG 2004)
- An unexpected benefit of piracy? (JUL 2004)
- An open letter to Apple (MAY 2004)
- An open letter to Intego (MAY 2004)
- An open letter to Symantec (MAY 2004)
- I had General T'So Chicken for lunch... (APR 2004)
- I never noticed that it was over... (APR 2004)
- Red Mars through Earth Eyes (MAR 2004)
- Thumbs Down on Longhorn (MAR 2004)
- Bladestroller
- Enterprise Java Beans. (MAR 2004)
- Six things I dig about Jaguar. (OCT 2003)
- The Blue Screen of Debt. (OCT 2003)
- The Beverly Cyberpunks. (JUN 2003)
- The case for stupid software. (OCT 1999)
- Microsoft versus the Crazy Yenta Gossip Line. (7 NOV 1998)
- Harlan Ellison versus the Crazy Yenta Gossip Line. (SEP 1998)
- Obligatory filksong, ripping off Waltzing Matilda.
- Have you hugged your wolf, today?
- How to keep an NT server stable.
- Egoscanning the Internet.
