"You will be a dragon of creative fire this week. Watch your aim."
A mad tsar's evil jeep is apparently a simulation written in Lisp 1.5, running on a network of PDP-11/70s connected via 3 Mb/s ethernet using XNS protocols. Recently it had his user-interface rewritten in Tcl/Tk, and its sense of humor node was replaced by mushi.taronga.com, a 486/33 running FreeBSD 2.1. (This has allegedly been upgraded to support various subversive projects)